Miakalocks and the 7 Bears Okay, this is just a weird idea I had...I've been reading WAY too many Fushigi Yuugi crossovers lately! ^_^;; Anyways, Fushigi Yuugi, and all characters are copy right Yuu Watase and all those other companies, and the Three Bears is copyright some guy who wrote the story a real long time ago. o_O;; Erhm, anyways, this is just one of my really weird ideas, and you can go take a look at my page(s) at http://genrou.com/ or http://genrou.com/tasuki/ if you get bored with this. ^_^ Enjoy! -Tasuki (seen in this fic as Tasuki-author) ------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time, there were 7 bears who lived in the forest. One day, they had some milk, and decided it was too fresh to drink right now, so they took a walk into the forest in the meantime. Also, there was a little girl named Miakalocks. She was called Miakalocks because her hair was weird. (Don't ask.) Well, anyways, one day, Miakalocks was happily skipping through the forest when she came across the cute little cottage that belonged to the 7 bears... Miakalocks: Oh! What a cute little cottage! Miakalocks knocked on the door of the cottage, but no one answered, so she opened the door and went in. Miaka: Uh, Hey! Author-san? Uh...Why do I have to go in? Isn't that breaking and entering? Tasuki-author: *flips through book* It says here that you go into the house... Miaka: *wail* But I don't wannnnaaaaa! Tasuki-author: Tough luck, you're going in. *shoves Miaka through the door* Miaka: WAH! O_O As I was saying...Miakalocks opened the door and went in. Miakalocks: Oh, what cute little chairs! Miakalocks had spotted three chairs in the room. She had skipped a long way through the forest, so she decided to take a seat. Miakalocks sat in chair #1... Miakalocks: This chair is too hard! Miakalocks had sat down in a golden chair. She did find it too hard, so she sat in chair #2... Miakalocks: This chair is too soft! Chair #2 was a chair fit with silk and other soft materials fit for royalty. She got up, and sat down on chair #3.... Miakalocks: Ooh, this chair is just right! The third chair was an electric massage chair with a sake cup holder. Unfortunately, Miakalocks broke the chair by clumsyness. Miakalocks: *nervous laughter* Oops! Eh hee hee! I'm sure the owner won't mind! Miakalocks was feeling very, very hungry by now, so she got up and went to the kitchen to see if they had any food. Sure enough, they did. Miakalocks: YAY! Food! After a brief moment, Miakalocks cleaned out the kitchen. Now Miakalocks was feeling thirsty. She came across the table of milk. Miakalocks: Ooh, this should be just right! Miakalocks happily tasted the first glass of milk. Miakalocks: This milk is too fresh! The first glass of milk Miakalocks had taken was too fresh. So, she moved to the second glass... Miakalocks: This milk is too hot! Indeed, the second glass of milk was too hot for Miakalocks, so she tried the third glass. Miakalocks: This milk tastes like sake! Oddly enough, the third glass wasn't milk, it was sake. Miakalocks was rather confused by this, but she felt sleepy now. Miakalocks: I feel sleepy. So, Miakalocks traveled up the stairs to the second floor. There were three beds, and Miakalocks went to bed #1. Miakalocks: This bed looks too plain! Miakalocks went to bed #2 without even trying out the first bed. Miakalocks: This bed is too neat! Oddly enough, Miakalocks didn't like how neat and tidy the bed was. It was really strange to her. She moved to bed #3... Miakalocks: Oh! This bed is perfect! Messy, but comfy! Bed #3 was a messy and un-made bed, but it was soft, so Miakalocks slept there... Meanwhile the 7 bears returned home. Chichiri-bear: We're home no da! Tasuki-bear: There ain't no one home ta be sayin' "Hi" to, ya #$)*in' doorknob! Chichiri-bear: Daa! Tasuki-bear no baka! Tasuki-bear: What th' hell's up with these #)&*in' costumes?! Nuriko-bear: They're cute! Tamahome-bear: HEY! Someone put butt scuff marks on my golden chair! Hotohori-bear: And someone sat in my royal chair. Definately someone not as beautiful as me. Nuriko-bear: No doubt about that, Hotohori-bear-sama. *heart eyes* Tasuki-bear: SOMEONE BROKE MY DAMNED CHAIR! Tamahome-bear: *snicker* Tasuki-bear: What th' hell're you laughin' at? *grumble* Chiriko-bear: WAH! Someone drank my milk! *wail* Nuriko-bear: HEY! Someone drank all of my milk! It was nice and hot too... Tasuki-bear: What th' hell?!!? My sake is half gone!!! Chichiri-bear: Serves you right, you drink too much anyways, no da. Tasuki-bear: *mutter* The bears made their way upstairs, Miakalock was still fast asleep, and didn't know about the bears' arrival. Chichiri-bear: At least our beds havn't been touched, no da. Mitsukake-bear: Yes, that is fortunate. Tasuki-bear: Speak fer yerself! There's someone sleepin' in my #)$*in' bed!!! O_O Chichiri-bear: I had no idea you were seeing someone, no da. Tasuki-bear: Stupid! I ain't seein' no one! Miakalocks: Huh? What? Oh! *flips through her script* Tasuki-author: Uh...Miaka... Miaka: Yes? Tasuki-author: You're supposed to run... Miaka: Oh! Hee hee. Miakalocks finally wakes up due to Tasuki-bear's complaining, and she runs off. Tasuki-bear: What the hell? Chichiri-bear: I don't know, no da. Miakalocks learned her lesson! Never break and enter into a cottage in the forest because bears might live there. The End! Tasuki: That was really screwed. Chichiri: *nods* o_o;