Little Red Riding Miaka Alright, this is another very screwed up fairy-tale parody made by your's truely...This is just made for entertainment purposes for a couple of my on-line friends, but I thought I'd post it anyways. Fushigi Yuugi and all characters are copyright Yuu Watase, and the story is yet again copyrighted by some dead guy... Enjoy this if at all possible, and if this scares you, then why not take a little detour to http://genrou.com/ or http://genrou.com/tasuki/. *coughs at the shamless plug* c_C -Tasuki (seen in this fic as Tasuki-author) ----------------------------------------- Once upon a time, there lived a little girl who liked to wear red. She was rather obsessed with this colour, and always wore a red cloak when travelling. One day, her mother made some goodies, put them in a basket, and told Little Red Riding Miaka to bring it to her ill grandmother who lived in the other side of the forest. Nuriko: Now little red riding Miaka, take this basket of goodies over to your ill grandmother. Miaka: Okay! ^_^ Nuriko: And don't talk to any people you don't know! Miaka: Okay! ^_^ Nuriko (quietly): Why do I have to be the mother?! Tasuki-author: Because you fit the part? *shrug* o_o;; So, Little Red Riding Miaka left home with the basket of goodies. She skipped down the path happily, and ate from a second basket of food her mother had given her. (flashback) Nuriko: I know how much of a pig you are, so I packed another basket for you. Miaka: Arigato! Nuriko-mama! ^_^;; Nuriko sweatdrops. (end flashback) While Little Red Riding Miaka took a rest after a long period of skipping, someone came up from behind her. Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume): Where th' hell're you goin'?! Miaka: I'm going to give these goodies to my grandma! Didn't you read the script? Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume): -_-;; Well, gimme the food! Ya gotta pay a toll to get by! Miaka: No! O_O I'm not giving you my food! You're the Big Bad Bandit Wolf! *shields the basket of food* Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume): *grumbles* Gimme the @)$*in' food! >_< ...Big Bad Bandit Wolf?! That'd explain th' crappy costume... Miaka: Nooo!!!! >_< *runs away* Little Red Riding Miaka managed to run away with the food safely...but the Big Bad Bandit Wolf knew a short cut to grandma's house, and quickly ran over there! Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume): Stupid costume...>_>;; *knocks on the door* Tamahome (wearing old ladies nightware): *grumbles at wearing old ladies nightgowns* Who is it?! Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume): It's Publisher's Clearing House! Ya just won a ton o' money! Tamahome (wearing old ladies nightware): O_O COME IN!!!!!!!! Poor grandma was tricked by the Big Bad Bandit Wolf. The wolf came into the little cottage... Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume): DA HA HA! Looser! XD Tamahome (wearing old ladies nightware): *bursts out laughing at Tasuki's costume* What the heck is that?! Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume): >_< *starts chasing grandma Tamahome around* Tamahome (wearing old ladies nightware): It looks so cute! ^o^ Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume): I'll git ya, ya li'l #)$*! >_< *pounces Tamahome* (fadeout) Due to graphic content of this scene, it has been cut out. (fadein) Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume): *picks his teeth with a toothpick* He didn't taste all that bad. *washes it down with some sake* AHHH! ^_^ Just then, Miaka knocked on the door. Miaka: Hello? Granma? Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume and a nightcap): O_O; *hops in the bed* Come in! Miaka: Grandma! I brought you some goodies!! ^_^ Tasuki (wearing shaggy wolf costume and a nightcap): Oh, how nice. >_>;; Miaka: Wow, grandma, you sure look furry. Tasuki (Wearing shaggy wolf costume and a nightcap): You'd be furry too if ya had to wear a crappy costume like this. Miaka sweatdrops. "Oh, grandma, you got your hair dyed!" Tasuki: No I didn't! >_< An' quit callin' me grandma! Miaka: Oh, grandma, what a big temper you've gotten. Tasuki: All the better to get pissed off with. v_v Miaka: Grandma, what big fangs you have! When did you get them? It must have costed alot of money to get that done... Tasuki: All the better to eat yer #$)*in' goodies with! *grabs the basket and eats everything* o_o; Miaka: *gasp* Grandma, how long have you been the Big Bad Bandit Wolf?! Tasuki sweatdrops... Little Red Riding Hood went back home, and the Big Bad Bandit Wolf got a stomach ache. The Big Bad Bandit Wolf learned his lesson: Never eat a basket of goodies after eating an old grandma. THE END! Chichiri: Hey! Where's my part, no da?! Chichiri turns SD, and flips through the script looking for his part, while the lights get turned off, and everyone leaves. Chichiri: Hello? Where'd everyone go, no da? o_o;; DAAA!!!!! @_@